LMAO

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rosebleue:

shitbloggerssay:

SPECIALLY YOUR FACE

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octogirl:

fetzigdame:

“we are the flesh and blood of a lost generation.”

i’m sorry guys, but i’m probably going to stop repressing my compulsion to reblog these sort of things.

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antslovestolaugh:

A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, no matter how close or far apart you may be

my phone

nope you are not wrong :) Have a nice day too!

God ask me how long was I going ro keep you with me. I answered him, “How do I choose between ‘always’ and ‘forever’??”

dwellbell:

Don’t you hate it as well?

One day in court, a man and a woman are fighting over custody of their children. The judge hears the woman’s plea first. “Your honor, I gave birth and therefore deserve full custody of the children!” The judge looks over at the man and asks him if he had anything to say. The man stays quiet for a minute then looks up at the judge and asks, “Your honor, if I put a quarter in a gumball machine, is the gum mine or the machines?”